GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! For example when that skater went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like